Tuesday, June 28, 2022

The High Sheriff of Magnolia Bluff

There are always people who stand out in a crowd. Or a small town for that matter.

And in Magnolia Bluff, we have quite a few who stand out. One of them is Sheriff Buck Blanton, who we first meet in Eulogy in Black and White.


Once again, I’ve borrowed Caleb Pirtle’s excellent post (with his permission, of course). You can find the original here.




Buck has one facial expression. He grins when he sees you. He grins if he is about to hit you with the hickory club that hangs from his belt.


Every small town has a law officer who’s tough, who takes no nonsense off of anybody.


But he has a good heart.


Probably not a pure soul.


But a good heart.


He’ll go out of his way to help you.

But only God can help you if you break the law.


In the Texas Hill Country town of Magnolia Bluff, that lawman is the high sheriff, Buck Blanton. Here is the scene when you meet him for the first time in Eulogy in Black and White.


*


Buck Blanton makes a sudden U-turn, its headlights splintered by the rain. I pull my denim jacket collar tighter around my throat and watch him ease slowly to the curb beside me and stop. The only sounds Magnolia Bluff can manage at four minutes past eight on a soggy morning are distant rumbles of thunder and Buck’s windshield wipers slapping back and forth in a lackadaisical effort to shove the spatter of raindrops aside.


The sheriff rolls down his window and pushes his blue-tinted Shady Rays sunglasses up above his thickening gray eyebrows. Buck fits the job description of a country sheriff perfectly. Sunglasses, rain or shine. A thick neck. Broad shoulders. Barrel chest. Sagging jowls. Broad nose, probably broken more than once. Hands big enough to grab a grown man by the throat, jerk him off the floor, and shake him into submission. A gray felt Stetson hat lies in the seat beside him. I can’t see his feet, but I know he’s wearing his full quill Justin cowboy boots as black as his skin. Wouldn’t be caught dead without them. Says he was born in them. Says he will die in them. I don’t doubt it for a minute.


“On your way up to see Freddy?” He asks, glancing at the flowers in my hand. The rain has beaten them up pretty good. His voice is deep and mellow, a full octave lower than the thunder.


I nod.


Buck has one facial expression. He grins when he sees you. He grins if he is about to hit you with the hickory club that hangs from his belt. He grins if he’s praying over your lost soul at the First Baptist Church. He’s grinning when he throws you in jail. He’s grinning if he has to shoot you first. I suspect he grins in his sleep.


“Need a lift?”


I shake my head.


“It’s a bad day for walking,” he says. “You still got a mile or so to go before you reach Freddy.”

I shrug. “It’s fine,” I say. “I’m already wet.”

Buck opens the car door. “Get in before I arrest your sorry ass,” he says.


I look closely.


His grin has reached his eyes.


I climb into the front passenger seat. “Hate to mess up your upholstery,” I tell him.


“Don’t matter.” The sheriff wheels back down an empty street. “I’ll have a couple of drunks in here before the day’s out, and they’ll be a damn sight wetter than you are.” He leans forward and studies the rolling black clouds closing in from the west end of Burnet Reservoir. “That’s the trouble with the weather,” Buck says. “It rains on the just and the unjust alike.”


“Sound like a preacher,” I say.


“Tried it once.” Buck shrugs. “Didn’t like it. Found it’s easier to drag the bad guys to jail than drag them to the altar.”



You can find Eulogy in Black and White on Amazon. And you’ll be glad you did.


Comments are always welcome. And until next time, happy reading!



CW Hawes is a playwright, award-winning poet, and a fictioneer, with a bestselling novel. He’s also an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.



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Tuesday, June 21, 2022

Peanut Butter and a Heartbreaker

 The Great Peanut Butter Conspiracy





Yesterday Cindy Davis’s The Great Peanut Butter Conspiracy dropped. It’s Book 3 in the Magnolia Bluff Crime Chronicles series, and it’s a winner. Pick up your copy today on Amazon.


The People of Magnolia Bluff


Magnolia Bluff, like any town, is filled with people; each one involved in his or her own drama, which may or may not touch the larger drama of the town itself.


Today, with the kind permission of Caleb Pirtle III, we’re going to look at the heartbreaker of Magnolia Bluff.


Rebecca’s one of my favorite characters. You can read Caleb’s original post here.


Meet the Heartbreaker of Magnolia Bluff



I’m not sure my heart made the trip back from Afghanistan when I did. I’d at least appreciate Rebecca looking for it. —Graham Huston


The writer sees the story vividly in his or her own mind. It plays like a movie. Maybe it’s more like an old-fashioned newsreel.


The writer sees it so clearly. That’s not enough. Now the writer has to transform the story and the characters into the heads of readers.


The writer becomes the camera.


That is always my personal concern.


Can I make sure the readers see my characters as clearly as I do? If not, all I have given them are stick figures.


And that’s the death knell of any book.


*


In my newest mystery, Eulogy in Black and White, my hero, Graham Huston, is stricken by the lovely Rebecca Wilson. I describe her this way:


She’s tall. She’s a brunette. She could have walked in from the cover of some magazine, wearing a deep blue dress that looks like silk or satin. Rebecca was probably a cheerleader and quite possibly the Homecoming Queen a few years back. She was definitely a heartbreaker but stayed around while most of her classmates left town for college or better-paying jobs, and then she looked up one morning and realized there were no hearts left in Magnolia Bluff to break. I’d be willing to let her break mine, but I’m not sure my heart made the trip back from Afghanistan when I did. I’d at least appreciate Rebecca looking for it, but what would either one of us do if she found it? She wouldn’t want it, and I’d just throw it away again.


Rebecca is the receptionist, the society editor, and the head of advertising sales. Want your daughter’s wedding picture on the front page? Buy an ad. Want a photograph of your grandchild’s graduation tucked prominently in the newspaper and above the fold? Buy an ad. Want Rebecca to throw away the cell phone shots of you dancing naked at a biker’s bar in Austin? Buy an ad. Rebecca Wilson is a top-of-the-line saleslady. She makes more money than the publisher and deserves every cent she can stuff into the bank. She knows who’s having a shotgun wedding, who’s getting divorced, who’s involved in which extracurricular activity at the high school, which preacher has given up booze for smack, who’s pregnant, and who the real father is.


Rebecca winks, and her smile can light up a dismal room. She’s not flirting. It’s her way of saying hello without breaking the cold, deadly, morning silence of a newspaper office that has all the personality of a funeral parlor.


*


She’s broken more than one heart.


Will Graham Huston’s heart be next?


Pick up a copy of Eulogy in Black and White on Amazon to find out.


You’ll be glad you did.


Now you’ve met Rebecca. You can meet more fascinating people who call Magnolia Bluff home, right here.


Comments are always welcome. And until next time, happy reading!




CW Hawes is a playwright, award-winning poet, and a fictioneer, with a bestselling novel. He’s also an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.




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Tuesday, June 14, 2022

The Great Peanut Butter Conspiracy

 


On a hot and sunny day in June, Bliss finds herself with a broken down motorcycle on the outskirts of Magnolia Bluff, Texas.


Lucky for her, Ciara Doyle and her repair shop are right there, mere feet away from where the cycle gasped its last breath. And Ciara is more than willing to fix the motorbike. Only it won’t be today.


Which means Bliss is stuck in Magnolia Bluff. Is that so bad? Small Texas town. Persimmon Festival in progress. Pizza for life, just for being a good Samaritan. Friendly people. Of course not. It should be a very pleasant few days and then Bliss can be on her way to wherever.


Well, it isn’t so bad until Bliss involves herself in a hunt for a murderer — at the request of a ghost.


From that point on, Magnolia Bluff ain’t such a quaint town. Not when someone resents Bliss’s poking around. 


Will Bliss survive the attempts on her life and trap a killer?


Find out next week. The Great Peanut Butter Conspiracy by Cindy Davis (Book 3 in the Magnolia Bluff Crime Chronicles) is on pre-order. For only 99¢ you can reserve your copy on Amazon. And the book goes on general sale, June 20th.


Let me tell you, it is one heck of a super read.


Comments are always welcome. And until next time, happy reading!



CW Hawes is a playwright, award-winning poet, and a fictioneer, with a bestselling novel. He’s also an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.




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Tuesday, June 7, 2022

The People of Magnolia Bluff


The Magnolia Bluff Crime Chronicles, Book 3, is on pre-order right now!


The Great Peanut Butter Conspiracy by Cindy Davis goes live on June 20th. You’ll meet Bliss; Tommy, the police chief; Olivia, the pizza shop owner; and a whole lot more folks who make Magnolia Bluff, Texas home. Reserve your copy today! On Amazon!


More Good Folk


Caleb Pirtle III, author of Eulogy in Black and White, the 2nd book in the Magnolia Bluff Crime Chronicles, is running a series on the good (and bad) folk of Magnolia Bluff.


With his kind permission, I reproduce one of his posts. You can see the original on his blog.


Impossible Love: 

The Characters of Magnolia Bluff





Harry Thurgood, handsome man with a checkered past, meets Ember Cole, a lovely young Methodist Minister in Magnolia Bluff, and sparks fly.


Who is Harry Thurgood?


He is the dashing man of mystery in Death Wears A Crimson Hat, Book 1 of the Magnolia Bluff Crime Chronicles by CW Hawes.


He owns the Really Good Wood-Fired Coffee Shop.


It’s first-class.


It’s high-class.


It has few customers.


How does it survive?


Where does Harry get his money?


Who is Ember Cole?


She’s the new minister of the Methodist Church.


She’s lovely.


She immediately catches Harry’s eye.


He’s looking for love.


She’s interested.


But she’s afraid of the gossip in town if he finds love with her.


They want each other.


They need each other.


Both are outsiders.


The candle of love flickers between them.


But will Ember ever let it burn?


A Snippet from the Book


Harry Thurgood got out of bed, showered, shaved, dressed in his custom made Tom Jones suit, and quickly descended the stairs to the Really Good Wood-Fired Coffee Shop, which he owned, operated, and lived above.


Harry paused a moment in the doorway and let his eyes roam the coffee shop. He was pleased with what he saw.


“What a contrast to the dump this place was three years ago,” he murmured.


The tables and chairs he’d brought in from T.A. Tandy in Chicago. Henri Vernier of New York had supplied the flooring and lighting. He was especially pleased with the commissioned paintings by California artists Jane Dillon and Lawrence Pruett that hung on the walls.


A smile formed on his lips. This was a coffee shop worthy of any that could be found in New York, Chicago, or San Francisco.


The smell of high-end brewed coffee filled the air…


*


Harry crossed the street to the green, took his phone out of his suit coat pocket, and told it to call “Em.”


After four rings, he heard, “Hello, Harry. I think it best if I say no.”


“Say no to what? I haven’t said anything yet.”


“Good. I don’t want you to say anything I might say yes to.”


“What’s the matter? Did I say or do something you don’t like?”


“No, you didn’t. It’s not you. It’s us.”


“We’re an us?”


“Well, no, we aren’t and I want it to stay that way.”


“I have no idea what’s going on, Em, but maybe we should talk.”


“We are talking.”


“In person.”


“I don’t think that’s a good idea, Harry. If people see us, they’ll talk, and right now I don’t need that.”


“Okay. I get it. This has something to do with the Queen of Dirt and her minions, doesn’t it?”


“That’s a good one. Did you make that up?”


“I did. Just now. Look, how about you drive out to some place and I’ll meet you there and then we’ll go to Austin. We can have supper and you can tell me all about it.”


“Not a good idea, Harry.”


“Didn’t I learn in Sunday school that Bible verse, ‘Greater is he that is within you, than he that’s within Mary Lou?’”


Ember burst out laughing.


“Glad I can make you laugh, Em.”


Her laughter subsided. “Thank you. I needed that.”


“So why don’t I meet you in the college parking lot. Will that work? Or do you have a better place?”


“I don’t know why I’m letting you talk me into this.” There was a pause, and then she said, “Yes, I have a better idea. Pick me up at the cemetery.”


“Huh. That’s novel. You don’t think Mary Lou communes with the dead?”


“Being a bloodsucking vampire, she probably does. But she definitely prefers the living.”


“Wow. I think you’re going to have to go to confession.”


“I’m Methodist. I talk directly with God.”


“Hope he’s talking back.”


“Ha, ha. Meet me at the cemetery at eight. And I still don’t know why I’m letting you talk me into this. It really isn’t a good idea.”


“If it isn’t a good idea, then why are you giving in?”


“Because, right now, you’re the only person I trust, and I’d really like to talk to someone who comprehends the definition of the word discretion.”



Hope you enjoyed the guest post. You can get the Magnolia Bluff Crime Chronicles on Amazon.


Comments are always welcome. And until next time, happy reading!





CW Hawes is a playwright, award-winning poet, and a fictioneer, with a bestselling novel. He’s also an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.



If you enjoyed this post, please consider buying me a cup of tea. Thanks! PayPal.me/CWHawes