Tuesday, August 29, 2023

Favorite Fictional Bad Guys (and Gals)

 A while ago, I wrote a post listing my ten favorite fictional characters.


Today, I thought I would list my 10 favorite “bad” characters. I put bad in quotes because some of these characters aren’t actually evil. They are simply narcissists. And in pulling everything they can into orbit around themselves, to serve themselves, they cause bad things to happen to good people.


Perhaps, that is how it is with all evil people. They actually aren’t evil. They’re simply narcissists doing their self-centered thing.


British criminologist F. Tennyson Jesse made the observation that all criminals have big egos. But murderers have the biggest egos. In other words, according to Mrs Jesse, bad folk are narcissists.


The question we have to ask ourselves is, does this make narcissists evil people? Well, I’ll leave that thorny issue for another post.


On to my favorite baddies.


The Indifferent




The one big baddy that should top every list, but I found tops no one’s list is Cthulhu.


Cthulhu, the invention of HP Lovecraft, is one of a host of superior interstellar beings who are the supreme embodiment of all that is evil.


In actuality, though, Cthulhu and his ilk aren’t evil. They are simply indifferent to our existence. As we are to ants. 


In Cthulhu’s world, we’re the ants.


However, that indifference comes across to us as evil. And since Cthulhu and his ilk dwarf us in every conceivable way, they are the baddest of the bad. As far as we are concerned.


The Narcissists


Some villains aren’t so much evil as they are simply self-absorbed individuals. No one matters to them, except for themselves, of course.


And three of my favorite fictional bad guys and gals are supreme narcissists, and it’s the fallout from their narcissism that causes bad things to happen to good people. And the not so good, as well.


Becky Sharp, from Vanity Fair by Thackeray, is a narcissistic con artist. Constantly striving for money and social position, she wreaks havoc and death on many who have dealings with her. She is not necessarily maliciously evil. She simply feels she is entitled to the good things she did not have as an orphan — and she is determined to get them at any and all cost, just shy of murder.


She, from H Rider Haggard’s book of the same name, is another narcissist who is perhaps a shade darker than Becky Sharp. After all, Ayesha, She’s real name, actually killed her lover out of jealousy many centuries ago in ancient Egypt. 


Then, discovering the key to living forever, she is waiting for his return. In the meantime, she rules the Amahaggar peoples with an iron fist. 


Ayesha is exceedingly vain and self-absorbed. And nothing stands in the way of her desire.




Alan Snyder, Proxy Governor of the Los Angeles Bloc in the post-apocalyptic world of the TV series Colony, is the consummate narcissist. He will do anything to advance himself or save his neck. He will help you. He will hurt you. It all depends on what he will get out of it. He is one of my all time favorite villains.


The Evil


There are bad guys and gals who are just plain evil. There is nothing demonstrably good about them. The ones below are among my favorites.


Professor James Moriarity, the Napoleon of crime, is the quintessential evil genius criminal mastermind. Cold and calculating, there is nothing good about him. Perhaps that is why he endures.


Hans Gruber, from the movie Die Hard, is a bad to the bone crook. From the beginning of the movie to the end, there is nothing redeemable about this guy. Even in death, he’s unrepentantly bad.




Count Dracula is another bad to the bone, super evil villain. Yet, is the count actually bad? Or is he just hungry? After all, the undead apparently do need to eat. We humans just happen to be what’s for supper. Nevertheless, there is something about the predator that the prey seem to think is evil. But it might just be a matter of perspective.


Miriam Blaylock, the focal point character of Whitley Strieber’s The Hunger, is not undead, but she is a vampire. She’s the last of a race of vampiric humanoids that are the natural predators of humans. In addition, they are the foundation of all of our myths and legends. 


She, too, must eat. Does that make her automatically evil? Perhaps not. 


However, she doesn’t lay to rest her lovers when they eventually age. Instead, she  locks their dried conscious husks into a chest. Sounds pretty nasty to me. That action is perhaps the height of narcissistic evil. She just can’t let them go. Even when they’re on the edge of death.




On the other hand, Conradin, from Saki’s tale “Sredni Vashtar”, doesn’t appear to be evil at all. That role goes to his cousin and guardian Mrs De Ropp. She is one controlling and overbearing person. She is smothering the sickly boy to death. 


But when Mrs De Ropp dies, seemingly in response to Conradin’s prayer, he shows no remorse and simply butters another slice of toast. That, my friends, is cold. And evil.


The final evil character on my list is O’Brien, from Orwell’s 1984. He is consummate evil. More so than Dracula, who’s just looking for lunch. Why? Because O’Brien is out to get people. All those guilty of wrong thinking. He is a member of the Inner Party and the Thought Police. 


When he captures Winston not toeing the party line, O’Brien tortures him to the point where he destroys Winston as a person. Unfortunately for Winston, he’s still breathing. Little more than a walking, talking stalk of celery. He might have been better off as Dracula’s guest.


There you have my list of favorite fictional baddies.


Comments are always welcome! And until next time, happy reading!







CW Hawes is the author of the bestselling Death Wears a Crimson Hat; he’s also a playwright, screenwriter, fictioneer, and an award-winning poet. When not writing, he’s an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.



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Tuesday, August 22, 2023

One Bullet At A Time

 Writing one bullet at a time.

—Caleb Pirtle III



In this age of hyper-narcissism, Caleb Pirtle was that most rare of human beings: a selfless man.


His passing has left a huge hole in the writing community. Yet, he continues to speak to us. He does so through his books.


And what you find in his books is a man with an incredibly deep well.


He knew life. He knew people. He knew the nastiness and he knew the sublime. His years of talking to people and observing them comes through when he tells his stories. They are always about people and what they do and don’t do. The lies they tell and don’t tell.


Caleb’s writing was always centered around the human factor. Fiction, or non-fiction. Didn’t matter. People were at the center.


He used to say he was writing one bullet at a time. That bullet could be literal or metaphorical. And its impact depended on where it hit. And how hard. Literally or metaphorically.


He was an incredibly optimistic man. If you talked with him, as the song goes, never was heard a discouraging word, and the skies were not cloudy all day.


Yet, Caleb was no Pollyanna. There is a darkness to his Magnolia Bluff books that is not present in any of the other books I’ve read. And that might be due to the Magnolia Bluff stories being told in the first person. They are told by a person who has seen a lot of life. And a lot of it wasn’t good. Or especially nice.


I have found that third person puts distance between writer and reader. First person erases that distance. The first person story is intensely intimate.


And it is that intimacy that gives his Magnolia Bluff books such incredibly deep insights into human nature.




I find the last five lines of Death in the Absence of Rain enigmatic. I’m not sure what they mean, and I didn’t get a chance to ask Caleb. 


Graham Huston, the narrator of the story, says:


We as a people are what we bury inside of us. 

I believe it with all my heart. 

Don’t know about you. 

But, frankly, I’ve buried about all I can bury. 

I’m running out of room.


There’s an observation about people in general. Then there is the application by Graham to himself.


That is one doggone penetrating bullet.


We are what we bury inside of us.


Death in the Absence of Rain is a book about lies. Lies we tell others and lies we tell ourselves.


It’s a theme Caleb explored in Last Deadly Lie


There is a darkness that surrounds us. All of us. Even so, Caleb chose to see what was good and positive — even if he had to rummage around in that darkness for a while to find it.


Caleb was a pantser. Pull up a blank Word doc — and start typing. The story will flow from the subconscience, through the fingers, and onto the page.


The downside to being a pantser is that there are usually no notes or outlines lying around. Which means we will never know if Graham found a way to make more room, or somehow stopped burying.


We are what we bury inside of us. 


Graham was burying a lot of crap. Most of us are.


I don’t think Caleb was.


Just a day or two before he went into the hospital, I spoke with him on the phone. He was optimistic as ever, even though he was in great pain. He was looking forward to conquering whatever the heck was the problem and getting back into the saddle.


We are what we bury inside of us.


Unlike Graham Huston, but very much like Caleb Pirtle, I hope I’m burying good stuff.


I want to end my days looking to get back into the saddle.


If you missed the Underground Authors tribute to Caleb, take a watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trjgrs0Qkwk


May we all take a life lesson from Caleb Pirtle. Write one bullet at a time. And do our darnedest to get back into the saddle.


Comments are always welcome! And until next time, happy reading!






CW Hawes is a playwright; award-winning poet; and a fictioneer, with a bestselling novel. He’s also an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.



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Tuesday, August 15, 2023

Review: The Killer Enigma

 


This month brings us Book 16 in the Magnolia Bluff Crime Chronicles: The Killer Enigma by Breakfield and Burkey.


What do you do when people just won’t leave you alone? You get away from it all.


And that’s exactly what supermodel Jo and her husband JJ decide to do when the paparazzi just won’t leave them alone.


Magnolia Bluff, Texas is about as far away as one can get from those camera toting busybodies. And that’s exactly where Jo wants to go. 


She and JJ plan on revisiting old friends and getting in a whole lot of R & R at their favorite B & B. 


Well, that’s the plan. 


And we all know what happens to even the best-laid plans.


At Jo’s insistence, the vacation quickly morphs into a search for vacation property. And when an old ranch that needs some TLC turns up, it does so with a dead body. Of course it does.


But the body is not alone, there’s a half million bucks with it. 


And unfortunately for JJ and Jo, somebody wants that money — and will stop at nothing to get it.


Hopes. Dreams. And murder. Just another day in Magnolia Bluff. Let’s hope JJ and Jo get to finish their vacation. Alive.


The Killer Enigma drops on August 19th. But you can get it now for only 99¢ on Amazon.


Comments are always welcome! And until next time, happy reading!






CW Hawes is a playwright; award-winning poet; and a fictioneer, with a bestselling novel. He’s also an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.


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